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• Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to shoot some craps.
  The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable. When his turn came to shoot, Dutsky nervously plunked down his entire wad, shook the dice and rolled....
• Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to shoot some craps.
  The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable. When his turn came to shoot, Dutsky nervously plunked down his entire wad, shook the dice and rolled....
• Saddam Hussein Condoms. For when you have a No Fly zone.
• Saddam eats his Kurd
• If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
• Hard to tell if he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace i
• Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein.