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• A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
  How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
• Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
  Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
• When I need a little free advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music.
  -- President George Bush...
• Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
  Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
• Saddam eats his Kurd
• Whosinsane? SADDAM, that's who!
• Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada