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• Hope: Mistaking desire for probability.
• Hacker, oh Hacker, Where goest thy code? Far, far away, Flushed down the commode! -- Favre
• Simon says: don't be so suggestible.
• The sumptuousness of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.
  -- Irving Hale...
• The following appeared in a newsletter offering advice to investors.
  "Over 80 percent of the respondents to a recent survey indicated a desire to reduce their intake of foods containing fats and cholesterol, and today low-fat products abound in many food stores....
• The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.
  -- Paul Valery, 1895...
• A wish is a desire without an attempt.
• To have more, desire less.
• Simon says, "Give me ALL your taglines!