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  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think they'll hate you....
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think they'll hate you. -- Anon....
• People keep asking, what must I do to be a candidate for Vice President, and I keep telling them.
  ...nothing...nothing...nothing......
• Keep your chin up, it helps you keep your mouth shut.