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Satire Is Great, But For Nazis You Use Baseball Bats And Broken Bottles." -- Woody Alle
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"Satire is great, but for Nazis you use baseball bats and broken bottles."
-- Woody Allen
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
-- Woody Allen, on the KKK...
And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
Baseball players do it with their bats.
If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?" "How should I know?
I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Siste...
Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woody Alle
To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. -- Woody Alle
To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -- Woody Alle