Saul Was Walking Down The Street When He Ran Into Morty.

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Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty. The two got to
talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?". "Oy", says Morty, "my
son... You know he went to the holy land? Well now he's converted and become
a Christian. Becky and I are so upset!" Saul: "Funny you should mention
that. My son also went to Jerusalem, to the holy land, and he too converted
and became a Christian." As he said this their rabbi happened by and got in
on the conversation. Rabbi: "Funny you should mention that. My son also went
to the holy land and converted to Christianity." So the three men decided
that they should go the Jerusalem to see if they could find and answer. Once
they got to Israel they went to Mt. Sinai and they climbed to the top. There
they prayed and asked, "Oh God, why is it that our sons have all come here
to the holy land only to convert and become Christians." For a long time
there was silence. Then a loud, disembodied voice boomed out, "Funny you
should mention that..."

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