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• The spotted owl isn't really important because it's only a subspecies. -- Denny Smith
• Save a tree.... .... eat a beaver.
• Save a tree - harvest a develope
• How many loggers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls....
• Sign spotted in a massage-parlor window: COME IN! WE KNEAD YOUR BUSINESS!
• First wipe your nose and check your flies. -- Alec Guinne
• The [Democrats] talked about putting people first. Well
  hey put people first unless you happen to be a spotted owl or a giant garter snake or some other endangered species and then that seems to have priority....
• Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.