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SAW, N. A Trite Popular Saying, Or Proverb. (Figurative And Colloquial.
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SAW, n. A trite popular saying, or proverb. (Figurative and
colloquial.) So called because it makes its way into a wooden head.
Following are examples of old saws fitted with new teeth.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
PLEBISCITE, n. A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ILLUMINATI, n. A sect of Spanish heretics of the latter part of the sixteenth century
o called because they were light weights -- _cunctationes illuminati_....
POLYGAMY, n. A house of atonement, or expiatory chapel, fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...