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"Science has come with wonderful ways to cure sick people one at a time,
and to kill healthy people thousands at a time"
-- guy on NPR
Related:
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
I have invented rubber food for old people with time to kill. -- Pat McCormick
Science has not yet found a cure for the pun.
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial. -- Richard Ben Sapi
People who believe that the dead never come back to life should be here at quitting time.
The time has come to kick ass. -- Hunter S. Thompso
Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
Guns don't kill people. Mailreaders kill people!
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
