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Scott: "I Bet You Two Bottles Of Scotch That They're Inside The Sphere.
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Scott: "I bet you two bottles of scotch that they're inside the sphere. And
that they went *in* right through the hatch."
LaForge: "Yeah, no bet here."
-- "Relics", Stardate Unknown
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