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Screw The Mug, Give Me A Caffeine I.V. !!!
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Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
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I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
I give the fight up: let there be an end, A privacy, an obscure nook for me.
I want to be forgotten even by God. -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Paracelsus, Part v...
If I was Elvis, would you screw me? -- Pick up line
Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer -- Senator Clagho
I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer" -- Senator Clagho
Better to give then to take. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. v
Don't give me that intelligent life stuff - give me something I can blow up.