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Seek New Employment Prior To The Imposition Of Performance Penalties On Your Project.
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Seek new employment prior to the imposition of performance
penalties on your project.
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The CS Sage says: Seek new employment prior to the imposition of performance penalties on your project.
Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
Your project will be late.
To seek out strange, new taglines... to BOLDLY quote...
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#15) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 15: In your opinion, what companies should Microsoft seek to acquire in the coming year?...
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
-- Plato...
Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
New Linux Companies Hope To Get Rich Quick (#3) In the "Cathedral and the Bazaar", ESR mentions that one motivation behind Open Source software is ego-gratification.
That's where OpenEgo, Inc. comes in. For a fee, the hackers at OpenEgo will produce a piece of Open Source software and distribute it in your name, thus building up your reputation and ego....