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See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
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Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.
.. My vaseline is RUNNING... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Phyllis Coates holiday ham with beer glaze.
Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner] I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner....
May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
God is love, but get it in writing. -- Gypsy Rose Lee
The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?...