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See The Happy Moron, He Doesn't Give A Damn. I Wish I Were A Moron, My God!
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See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron,
My God! Perhaps I am!
-- Dorothy Parker
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If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again....
Jerry: What's the matter, buddy? Homer: The moron next door closed early!
Jerry: I happen to be that moron. Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!...
My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him....
My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him....