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• How can I tell...that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
• Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in a MALIBU HOT TUB?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• The human heart is often the victim of the sensations of the mome
  success intoxicates it to presumption, and disappointment dejects and terrifies it. -- Volney...
• Eating, drinking, smelling flowers and even the sensations of waste elimination can become special experiences on MDMA.
• And when they've given you their all, some stagger and fall.
  After all it's not easy beating your heart up against some mad bugger's wall. -- Roger Wate...
• A small mind is a tidy mind.
• What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
  And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep....
• OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as the advance of an army against its enemy.
  "Were the enemy's tactics offensive?" the king asked....