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• Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles.
• Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain.
• Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE!
• A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day.
  The master noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game....
• Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.
• Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!