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• I'm trying to find myself. Has anyone seen me lately?
• Luckily, I'm out of hairs to split!
• The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. -- Bette Midle
• The worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. -- Bette Midle
• The bigger the smile the sharper the knife. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #48
• SCARIFICATION, n. A form of penance practised by the mediaeval pious.
  The rite was performed, sometimes with a knife, sometimes with a hot iron, but always, says Arsenius Asceticus, acceptably if the penitent spared himself no pain nor harmless disfigurement....
• If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.
• However well you do [in your Tripos exams] you always find there's someone from Trinity who's beaten you.
• Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?