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• Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear.
• ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Artificial Clothing" by Polly Este
• Closets are for clothing.....Not People
• You're a sheep in sheep's clothing.
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
• Sex (n.): Bags used for the storage of potatoes.
• A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society
  e.g., grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist....
• GRACES, n. Three beautiful goddesses, Aglaia, Thalia and Euphrosyne, who attended upon Venus, serving without salary.
  They were at no expense for board and clothing, for they ate nothing to speak of and dressed according to the weather, wearing whatever breeze happened to be blowing....