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• It's commode huggin' time in the valley" -- Stupid country song titles #10
• Don't cry down my back baby, you might rust my spurs" -- Stupid country song titles #4
• I loved her face, but I left her behind for you" -- Stupid country song titles #14
• I'm ashamed to be here, but not ashamed enough to leave" -- Stupid country song titles #7
• I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart" -- Stupid country song titles #8
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  Don't cut any wood baby, 'cause I'll be comin' home with a load" -- Stupid country song titles #13...
• If you get the feeling that I don't love you, feel again" -- Stupid country song titles #6