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She Always Tells Stories In The Present Vindictive.
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She always tells stories in the present vindictive.
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Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws.
Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people most of the time....
I've always told stories, but it used to get me spanked.
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprise
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. -- Donnay...
Past experience is always true, never be mislaid by present facts.
How many PR people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, but I'll get back to you on that. Note...
How do Mr. and Mrs. Pinocchio make love? She sits on his face while he tells lies.