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• The Least Successful Defrosting Device The all-time record here is held by Mr.
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• I wish I was a fishy, I wish I was a bass, I'd climb up all the rocks and trees and slide down on my hands and knees.
• Kirk: "I was lucky that thing had knees." Martia: "That was not his knee.
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• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
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• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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