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She Is Capable Of Running Over 60 Trillion Calculation A Second, And You Have Her Working As A Cocktail Waitress.
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She is capable of running over 60 trillion calculation a second, and you
have her working as a cocktail waitress.
-- Admiral Haftel about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
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Don't misunderstand me. I have great respect for your father.
You do not speak with respect. She seems very adversarial....
Captain, are we talking about breaking up a family?
Isn't that a rather sentimental attitude about androids?...
Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up.
I cannot. It would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting....
There are times, Sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders.
You acknowledge their sentience, but you ignore their personal liberties....
A malfunction...emotional awareness. -- Picard about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
Lal: "Wy are they leaving?" Guinan: "Lal, there are some things your father's just going to have to explain to you when he thinks you're ready.
-- "The Offspring", Stardate unknow...
Hello Lal. How are you? Troi...Admiral...Admiral...
An Admiral from Starfleet has come to take me away....
Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
-- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
Lal: "He's biting that female!" Guinan: "No, he's not biting her.
They're pressing lips together. It's called 'kissing'." -- "The Offspring", Stardate unknow...