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• Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
  -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The major problem--ONE of the major problems, for there are several--one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do i
  or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them....
• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
  -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• How do you feel?" "Like a military academy; bits of me keep on passing out.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• How can I tell...that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...