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  Another came; nor yet beside the rill, Nor up the lawn, nor at the wood was he....
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  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
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  Well, we've got another one coming right up....
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  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....
• One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm.
  Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours....