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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Socrates: What is shit? Why is shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Nihilism: Let's blow this shit up!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• Shit Happens' according to... Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
  Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.