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• Never trust anyone who volunteers to assume authority.
• Because I live in the hearts and minds of everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE and THE AMERICAN WAY.
  And that is bigger than you. Bigger than anyone who tries to make me in their own image....
• Any girl who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is obviously setting her standards too high.
• Seminars, n.: From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.
• A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are today.
• The Bore is the person who deprives you of your solitude without any form of recompense in the form of decent company.
  A good bore can consume within the space of one year, one and a half times his own weight in patience....
• By night an atheist half believes a God.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night v, Line 177...