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Shit Happens' According To... Leibniz (as Interpreted By Voltaire)
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-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire):
The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.
Related:
Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
Dictatorship of the shit....
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.
'Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable.