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• uit n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
  Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
• uit: n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
  Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
• crayon n. 1. Someone who works on Cray supercomputers.
  More specifically, it implies a programmer, probably of the CDC ilk, probably male, and almost certainly wearing a tie (irrespective of gender)....
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
  2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any....
• Never shirk from doing anything which your business calls you to do.
  The man who is above his business may one day find his business above him. -- Drew...
• If you can't change your opinion, you have already been the customer of a funeral home, or you are the most obstinate person ever to walk the face of the earth.
• A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.