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Shit Happens' According To... Quantum Shittydynamic
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Quantum Shittydynamics:
Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.
Related:
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.
'Shit Happens' according to... Programmer: It's shit, but at least it compiles.
'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable.
'Shit Happens' according to... Freudianism: Shit is a phallic symbol.