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Sick Days Are The Same As Vacation Days, But With Sound Effects. -- Dogbe
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Sick days are the same as vacation days, but with sound effects.
-- Dogbert
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The first two days of vacation are endless, then it flies.
A Day Off So you want a day off. Let's look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you already have two days off, leaving 261 days available for work....
One of these days is none of these days.
I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.
One of these days, Alice, one of these days...
One of these days is none of these days. BOHN
Vacation for most of us means a couple of weeks with pay when we don't have to go to work, and during those two weeks, a couple of days when it does not rain.
foot jam: offensive accumulation between the toes, caused by wearing the same socks for several days.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
Gain not base gains; base gains are the same as losses.
-- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 353...