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• Milk and dairy products are rich in vitamin D and calcium, substances essential for building and maintaining bones.
  Many people therefore believe that a diet rich in dairy products can help prevent osteoporosis, a disease in which the bones weaken significantly with age and that is linked to both environmental and genetic factors....
• Computers talk to each other worse than their designers do.
• The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
  The one that's out always looks the best. -- Will Roge...
• Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. -- Kehlog Albra
• Fortune's diet truths: 1: Forget what the cookbooks say, plain yogurt tastes nothing like sour cream.
  2: Any recipe calling for soybeans tastes like mud....
• many other means there be, that promise the foreknowledge of things to come
  besides the raising up and conjuring of ghosts departed, the conference also with familiars and spirits infernal....
• ZEUS, n. The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.
  Some explorers who have touched upon the shores of America, and one who professes to have penetrated a considerable distance to the interior, have thought that these four names stand for as many distinct deities, but in his monumental work on Surviving Faiths, Frumpp insists that the natives are monotheists, each having no other god than himself, whom he worships under many sacred names....
• There are nine ways of poaching eggs, and each of them is worse than the other. -- Robert Lynd