Simple Rules For Saving Money: To Save Half, When You Are Fired By An Eager Impulse To Contribute To A Charity, Wait And Count Forty.

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Simple rules for saving money: to save half, when you are fired by an eager
impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count forty. To save
three-quarters, count sixty. To save it all, count sixty- five.
-- Mark Twain

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twai
When angry, count four. When very angry, swear. MARK TWAIN
When angry, count a hundred; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calenda...
When all else fails, you can count on Sam.
To Smokers: Look at all the money you save if you killed yourself now.
YEAR: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. Anon.
When angry, count to ten, When very angry, count to 750,000 by 37's.

Simple Rules For Saving Money: To Save Half, When You Are Fired By An Eager Impulse To Contribute To A Charity, Wait And Count Forty.

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