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• A single flow'r he sent me, since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose
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• My Playtex living bra died--of starvation! I've turned many a head in my day, and a few stomachs.
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• Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
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• And ever since the Conquest have been fools.
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• So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
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• There is ONE reason to use Windows95 -- it has multitasking
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