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• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
  Also, he has severe diarrhea. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
  Also, he has severe diarrhea....
• Of all tales 't is the saddest,--and more sad, Because it makes us smile.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xiii, Stanza 9...
• Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh, much quicker than usual.
  Marge: I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it....
• Marge: He's an awful, awful, _awful_ man! I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters.
  Homer: That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys....
• People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. -- Joseph Newto
• The only happiness lies in reason; all the rest of the world is dismal.
  The highest reason, however, I see in the work of the artist, and he may experience it as such....
• Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ?
• Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing.
  They're not sad at all. They're actually singing!...