SIREN Originally A Sea-nymph Whose Songs Lured Sailors To Their Death, A Siren Is Now A Loud Wailing Noise That Goes Off All The Time And That Everyone Ignores Because They Hope Its Only A Test.

SIREN Originally A Sea-nymph Whose Songs Lured Sailors To Their Death, A Siren Is Now A Loud Wailing Noise That Goes Off All The Time And That Everyone Ignores Because They Hope Its Only A Test.

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SIREN
Originally a sea-nymph whose songs lured sailors to their death, a
siren is now a loud wailing noise that goes off all the time and
that everyone ignores because they hope its only a test.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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TARTAN Checked pattern that is far too loud, but permitted to be so because it's Scottish tradition.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
SEA Where fish fingers come from. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
IRCA - Incredulous Ripped-off Consumer Association -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
SPECIAL GUESTS What used to be known as a support act.
When listening to support acts at concerts, look out for the drunken teenager nearby who has decided that he doesn't like them, and is demanding almost incomprehensibly that they "geeeeett offffff!...
TEST Computer term. The name of every file that you can't think of a proper name for.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA