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• If I don't make it back, please write o my mother and tell her that I've been alive all the time.
  ..it's just that I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat....
• Do you speak English? Ah...a little. Yes - when you say 'a little' what exactly do you mea
  I mean can we talk, or are we going to spend the rest of the afternoon asking each other the way to the beach in very loud voices?...
• I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• Ah, bonjour, Monsieur. Sod off. -- Frenchman and Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• All the men present and correct, sir. ALl ready for the off, eh?
  I'm afraid not, Lieutenant, I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers....
• We are in fact going...to France! France!...Oh, but Edmund, surely France has already been discovered?
  By the French, for a start....? -- Edmund and Percy : Potato...
• Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine. Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
  Skinner: [walking to his window] The year was 1968....
• Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
  Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...