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Skunks In The Shrubbery: P. Yew
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Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
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ARE: sixty minutes. "Ah'll meet yew thar in about a are!" -- Texan Dictionary
AST: past tense of the verb, to ask. "Who ast yew?" -- Texan Dictionary
BEAR: an alcoholic beverage. "Yew ever taste light bear?" -- Texan Dictionary
KAINT: contraction for cannot. "Yew kaint do that!" -- Texan Dictionary
SACKS: male of female. "Whut sacks are yew?" -- Texan Dictionary