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• Isn't damn Yankee one word?
• You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control. -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)
• I must say, when the doorman where I live puts up the Christmas tree in the lobby, he has the same friendly smile for those who have remembered him at Christmas and those who have not.
  Except that when he trims the tree, if you have not, there you are on the tree, hanging in effigy....
• Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?
• Confucius say too damn much!
• Confucious say too damn much!
• Yankee Go Home! -- And Take Me With You! -- Sign in Cuba
• Smile! Cthulhu is ignoring you!
• Smile, Cthulhu loathes you!