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Anything Is Better Than Julius. I Think That Is Why Ceasar Got Assassinated.
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Anything is better than Julius. I think that is why Ceasar got
assassinated. I took the name of Groucho because I always look solemn, I
guess.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. -- Groucho Marx
My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
Coconuts This morning I shot an elephnt in my pajamas.
How he got in my oajamas I'll neverknow. --Groucho Marx...