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• Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
• Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
• Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
  Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today....
• Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift-- which is why they call it the present.
  -- Bill Keane...