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• Praise, praise, PRAISE!
• To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
• Luv the Bozos of the world.... they're scarce!
• Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.
  It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them....