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• Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
• Any sufficiently high technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk.
• Any sufficiently undocumented code is indistinguishable from magic.
• Sufficiently advanced cluelessness is indistinguishable from malice. -- JPC
• Any sufficiently advanced feature is indistinguishable from a bug.
  Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. -- Rich Kulawiec...
• Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology. -- Niven's Law
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. -- Andy Finkel