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• SMILEY ;-( sad or mad and got beat up
• Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing.
  Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees. -- Boris Marshalov...
• SMILEY ;-) a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
• An Ada exception is when a routine gets in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.
• Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe, nothing serious.
  Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are idiots! -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• This fortune intentionally says nothing.
• SMILEY ;-( beaten up