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• POCL: Punch Out Console Ligh
• SMILEY :-( sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
• Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.
  -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse...
• She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• I'm mad and so am I!
• If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...
• Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
  Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...