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• Its a good thing you were wearing that helmet.
• The following appeared in a health newsletter. "A ten-year nationwide study of the effectiveness of wearing a helmet while bicycling indicates that ten years ago
  approximately 35 percent of all bicyclists reported wearing helmets, whereas today that number is nearly 80 percent....
• SMILEY (-E: wearing bifocal
• SMILEY r:-) wearing ponytail
• SMILEY (: (=| wearing a ghost costume
• SMILEY {:-) wearing a toupee
• SMILEY @:-) wearing a turba
• SMILEY [:-) wearing a walkma
• SMILEY {(:-) wearing toupee