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  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
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• The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
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• Should you or any member of your I.M. force be caught or killed, The Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.