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Smoking Will Kill You. Either Stop Now Or Don't Ever Start.
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Smoking will kill you. Either stop now or don't ever start.
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Stop smoking!
Now is the time, after reading about habits, to do something really foolish! Start Smoking!
Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Now apply to smoking
Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do....
You can stop reading now.
Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
Anananay: what happens when you start spelling "banana" and don't stop.
You're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing. Ba
And I'll take up smoking and give that up. Homer: Good for you, son....
Smoking can kill. -- HK Government health warning