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Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
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Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
There are more things than just looks.' - this only applies if you're going to marry someone.
Then you want her to be hot AND intelligent, so that you can produce socially-acceptable smart kids....
My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the Christmas spirit around here.
Because in each and every pay envelope you'll find ... snow." -- Dave Ketchum...
Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again! [runs to the yard] [perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.
"Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David....
Fry: Lucy Liu-bot, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love a computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity, which it turns out is a lot.
I have to convince you, or at least snow you ... -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..." -- Prof.
Romas Aleliunas, CS 435...