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• Conservatives: Rob the elderly of their Medicare and Social Security.
• That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
• Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
• You cannot establish sound social security on borrowed money.
• I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• An economist is a chap who, when asked for his social security number, gives an estimate.
  -- K. M. Reese, "Newscripts", Chemical & Engineering News (26 Jun 89), p. 64...
• Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit!
  Just type in your name and social security number....