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• What do you call a potato that commits a crime? A perpetater.
• I'll get my revenge on all of society! I'll build a mighty criminal empire!
  -- Mobieus's career criminal...
• MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.
  By misdemeanors he essays to climb Into the aristocracy of crime....
• Society often forgives the criminal, it never forgives the dreamer.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Oscariana" (1911)...
• Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
  -- Hunter S. Thompson (b. 1939), journalist -- A Letter to The Champio...
• It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
  -- A law to reduce crime states -- real standing law in Washington, United States of America...
• Adolescence prepares parents to welcome the empty nest.
• He who talks too much commits a sin.
• The religion that is afraid of science dishoners God and commits suicide.